It's been one hell of a week in the world of sports. First, and most regrettably we lost an all-time great athlete and person. Smokin' Joe Frazier left an indelible mark in the sport of boxing and will forever be missed. To make matters worse another potential tragedy hit when Wilson Ramos, catcher for the Washington Nationals was kidnapped in his native Venezuela. This story has a happy ending however, as Ramos was recovered unharmed. I know we here at deportainment strive to bring you the weird, wacky and deportaining, but sometimes were just happy to bring you good news and a happy ending. Stay tuned for more folks, review of Shaq Uncut coming soon and promise to be on it going forward.
P.S. Shout Out to all my classmates from blogging class. Was a pleasure to meet most and see all of your blogs. You keep posting and I'll keep reading.
Wednesday, November 16, 2011
Monday, November 7, 2011
Cruz Control - Salsa Touchdown Celebration
Now that's some creativity. NY Giants Victor Cruz brings a little flair to his touch down celebration.
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
I Liked It Better Than "Cats" - Top 5 Sports to Music Crossover Bombs
Must be somthing in their DNA. Maybe it's because they have conquered one area, so the swag is at an all time high and they think they can do more than just ball, box or score on the gridiron. The history of sports and music (sorry music industry) is littered with the attempt of sportsman and their musical pursuits. Here are the Top 5
1. Manny Pacquiao - You know a guy is talented in the ring when they let him sing on Jimmy Kimmel. Tip for Manny, don't give up the day job.
2. Oscar De La Hoya - After seeing this, is it really a surprise that he donned womens clothes.
3. Shaquille O'Neal - Shaq-Diesel, The Big Aristotle, The Big Shamrock. Love ya dude, but stick to the hardcourt.
2. Kobe Bryant - So bad it never got released. Nuff said.
1. Joe Frazier - Down goes Frazier, down goes Frazier. OMG I'm sure he hates that YouTube got a hold of this.
1. Manny Pacquiao - You know a guy is talented in the ring when they let him sing on Jimmy Kimmel. Tip for Manny, don't give up the day job.
2. Oscar De La Hoya - After seeing this, is it really a surprise that he donned womens clothes.
3. Shaquille O'Neal - Shaq-Diesel, The Big Aristotle, The Big Shamrock. Love ya dude, but stick to the hardcourt.
2. Kobe Bryant - So bad it never got released. Nuff said.
1. Joe Frazier - Down goes Frazier, down goes Frazier. OMG I'm sure he hates that YouTube got a hold of this.
Monday, October 24, 2011
The Phaaattt Albert Show: Albert Pujols Has Historic Night in World Series
What a difference 24hrs makes. On Friday night Albert Pujols was being villified for what was perceived as abandoning his team (he left locker room after a loss without talking to reporters -- OMG someone call Homeland Security -- whatever man).
In any event looks like Mr. Pujols is having the type of World Series which we predicted, on Saturday night Phat Albert smashed not 1, not 2, but 3 home runs in one game as Cardinal's dropped Texas 14-6. Think its not a big deal, only 2 other people in the entire history of baseball have done it -- Reggie Jackson and Babe Ruth. Pretty good company to keep if you ask me. He must have had one of those 5 Hour Energy Shots.
Stay tune for tomorrow post were we countdown 5 worst sports to music crossovers -- yeah were talking about you Oscar De La Hoya.
In any event looks like Mr. Pujols is having the type of World Series which we predicted, on Saturday night Phat Albert smashed not 1, not 2, but 3 home runs in one game as Cardinal's dropped Texas 14-6. Think its not a big deal, only 2 other people in the entire history of baseball have done it -- Reggie Jackson and Babe Ruth. Pretty good company to keep if you ask me. He must have had one of those 5 Hour Energy Shots.
Stay tune for tomorrow post were we countdown 5 worst sports to music crossovers -- yeah were talking about you Oscar De La Hoya.
Thursday, October 20, 2011
Like A Car Accident You Just Can't Look Away - Boxer's Secret Weapon: He Drinks His Own Urine
OK, so I am in blogging workshop last night and we have to describe what our blogs are about. I recite mine like a first grader with his hair parted to the side and buster brown shoes -- remember those corny hair styles and shoes your mom made you rock back in the day -- anyway I digress.
So I report, the response -- the silence is deafening, the crickets are on my shoulders. I feel like Ralphy in a Christmas Story who just asked Santa for his Red Rider BB Gun and Santa tells him -- your gonna shoot your eye out kid. Worse yet, we have to find a classmate interested in subject matter to start a dialogue with, no takers -- but a shout out thanks to the courteous classmates next to me, kind enough to chat for a bit. Still I can't help but feel like the kid not picked for the basketball team. :(
Revelation, reporting on sports may not always make for an engaging read -- duh. But, an epiphany strikes while stuck on the "F" train home, there are a shit load of funny, strange, engaging things going on in sports, so start sharing that stuff with the world. Don't believe me: first up Juan Manuel Marquez. He's losing to, 'em I mean fighting Manny Pacquiao in a few weeks on HBO. Looks like Manuel has a secret weapon. Chhhheck it out:
Disgusting -- no! Well for a little comic relief, check out his oppositions reaction to it.
That's all folks, hoping to bring you some more of the weird and wacky, yet always deportaining in the world of sports.
So I report, the response -- the silence is deafening, the crickets are on my shoulders. I feel like Ralphy in a Christmas Story who just asked Santa for his Red Rider BB Gun and Santa tells him -- your gonna shoot your eye out kid. Worse yet, we have to find a classmate interested in subject matter to start a dialogue with, no takers -- but a shout out thanks to the courteous classmates next to me, kind enough to chat for a bit. Still I can't help but feel like the kid not picked for the basketball team. :(
Revelation, reporting on sports may not always make for an engaging read -- duh. But, an epiphany strikes while stuck on the "F" train home, there are a shit load of funny, strange, engaging things going on in sports, so start sharing that stuff with the world. Don't believe me: first up Juan Manuel Marquez. He's losing to, 'em I mean fighting Manny Pacquiao in a few weeks on HBO. Looks like Manuel has a secret weapon. Chhhheck it out:
Disgusting -- no! Well for a little comic relief, check out his oppositions reaction to it.
That's all folks, hoping to bring you some more of the weird and wacky, yet always deportaining in the world of sports.
Tuesday, October 18, 2011
Gone Fishin' - New York Jets Pound Miami Dolphins
It was do or die for the New York Jets last night. Losers of their last 3 games, one more straight loss and hopes of playoffs would be slimmer than Leanne Rimes in a papparazzi shot. There mission -- should they choose to accept it, put a hook in the Miami Dolphins. Going into the game Miami was winless on the season, so while the task seemed do-able you also never want to go up against a team looking for their first win. But alas the Jets did and, well mission accomplished as they beat Miami 24-6. Of note, the defense started acting like the tough guys they fancy themselves, gave Mark Sanchez the protection he needed and the receivers, well, they started receiving the ball.
But they can't get too happy, they need to win again and next weeks foe are the San Diego Chargers, at 4-1 they will put up much more of a fight the happless Dolphins. Should be an interesting Sunday.
But they can't get too happy, they need to win again and next weeks foe are the San Diego Chargers, at 4-1 they will put up much more of a fight the happless Dolphins. Should be an interesting Sunday.
Dominican Dandy's - Nelson Cruz and Albert Pujols Power Their Teams to World Series
The Texas Rangers and St. Louis Cardinals will be meeting up in this years fall classic. There is no doubt that this is in part due to the efforts and performance of two particular players who both happen to hail from the Dominican Republic -- Nelson Cruz and Albert Pujols.
Cruz of the Texas Rangers, well...lets just say it looks like he channeled Robert Redford in The Natural thus far this post season. Swatting six homeruns in the NLCS (one of which was a walk-off grand slam -- check out video below for a look) Mr. Hobb's..um I mean Mr. Cruz can't miss, so much so opposing pitchers seem to give up pitching to him opting for an intentional walk. Awarded the series MVP, I am sure the Rangers hope Cruz keeps up the hot streak into the World Series, if he does look for the Rangers to hoist there first ever World Series trophy this year.
On the other side of the coin, we find Mr. Pujols also a quisquyano. Pujols has long been a perennial all-star and constant triple crown threat, but has been hobbled by injuries in recent seasons, however Phat Albert has seemed to re-discover his mojo and his putting up good numbers both on offense and defense. While he may not be carrying his team like Cruz it's safe to say the Cardinals would not be where they are without him.
No matter who wins the best of seven, you can rest assured these guys are gonna bring it.
P.S.
MEMO:
TO: Another Dominican player who plays in New York and wears a pinstripe uniform.
RE: See Above on How to be a Player In October (and where not talking about the golf course or a Hollywood starlet).
Cruz of the Texas Rangers, well...lets just say it looks like he channeled Robert Redford in The Natural thus far this post season. Swatting six homeruns in the NLCS (one of which was a walk-off grand slam -- check out video below for a look) Mr. Hobb's..um I mean Mr. Cruz can't miss, so much so opposing pitchers seem to give up pitching to him opting for an intentional walk. Awarded the series MVP, I am sure the Rangers hope Cruz keeps up the hot streak into the World Series, if he does look for the Rangers to hoist there first ever World Series trophy this year.
On the other side of the coin, we find Mr. Pujols also a quisquyano. Pujols has long been a perennial all-star and constant triple crown threat, but has been hobbled by injuries in recent seasons, however Phat Albert has seemed to re-discover his mojo and his putting up good numbers both on offense and defense. While he may not be carrying his team like Cruz it's safe to say the Cardinals would not be where they are without him.
No matter who wins the best of seven, you can rest assured these guys are gonna bring it.
P.S.
MEMO:
TO: Another Dominican player who plays in New York and wears a pinstripe uniform.
RE: See Above on How to be a Player In October (and where not talking about the golf course or a Hollywood starlet).
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